80s Earrings Rehash: Door Knockers and Rhinestone Clusters

Earrings from ASOS, Urban Outfitters, Topshop

Just as I was thinking, "Man, I'd really love a pair of glitzy rhinestone '80s earrings; they'd look cool with a t-shirt and leather jacket..." I stumble upon Oyster Mag's "Likes," which included a pair of ASOS Stone Bouquet Stud Earrings. ASOS! Why didn't I think of that? Usually when you're looking for something, ASOS will have it.
So, in this post, gorgeously tacky earrings worthy of Annie Potts as Iona in Pretty in Pink.